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I Have Fans…

I would make the worst celebrity ever. I spend 90% of the time dressed like a homeless person, or in sweaty gym clothes, and rarely wear makeup through the week. Actually I think I only wear makeup on Saturdays or special occasions. I also never do my hair. You will often see me out and […]

Dead Babies

“Millions of babies die every year. That’s one baby every 4 seconds. In the time we’ve been talking, 15 babies have died.” It was either a sales pitch, or the worst dead baby joke ever. I had been targeted by a street fundraiser who was adamant that we were just buddies casually chatting about dead […]